This Week at the Diggity’s – Bye Week Edition (Relax, Recover, Refocus)

So it’s Bye Week at the Diggity’s.  This is a good thing for two reasons: I was so stressed out that I broke into tears after the Nevada game and my daughter’s birthday is this weekend.  I won’t miss a thing.  I guess I’m making Chicken Kiev for dinner tonight.  Now, onto the fun!

Watching Tennessee play Florida was almost as bad as watching an Idaho scrimmage. Will Muschamp did say that he loved disappointing the Volunteers’ crowd so that was awesome….Waiting all day to watch a Boise State game is such a horrible way to spend the day. Especially when it’s a rivalry game coming off a crappy game….So this weekend, Oregon, Alabama, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, Stanford, UCLA, LSU, USC, Wisconsin, BYU, and Nebraska have lost. That’s numbers 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, & 19, respectively. I like the uncertainty of this season….Loving the offense at the start of the game.  Need to fix kicking and defense….This game has gone from ridiculous to ludicrous. Grant and Jay are playing out of their minds. Our defense has 4 picks. We can’t make the Wolfpack go away. My heart is horribly weak….That game took a lot out of me. I literally had tears in my eyes at the end. The bye week is here. We, team and fan base, need it….

Already hearing about the classy Nevada fans. Spitting on our cheerleaders and apparently pulling knives on people. Stay classy, Re-NOPE. Biggest Little Craphole in the West….So SyFy now has a zombie show called “Z Nation”. DJ Qualls is in it. It can’t be good. Judging by the previews, I’m gonna have to say NOPE….Usher, oh and Nelly, is life so bad that you’re now dancing with an animated bee and hawking Cheerios? Should have stayed another season of The Voice, huh?…A blonde, blue-eyed woman with a British accent is TONS better than finding an alternate way to get your truck and horse trailer out of the mud. Good job, Viagra!…Does the world need another movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel? Even Tyler Perry says “No Please!”….We were watching an episode of “Food Factories” and the owner of a company said “I think I was born with a cannoli in my mouth”. The 12-year old in me laughed….I’m always that guy that has to pull forward at fast forwards. You should have my chicken nuggets ready. I don’t care if you know I’m coming or not. Damn you fried foods!…I annoyed myself. I deleted my list of games that I watched last week. Now you’ll never know.  Just know that I did enjoy 14 hours of football fun!

You had to know this song was coming…

Enjoy the bye week.  I predict we win this weekend (a prediction I can’t fail at. WOOT!). Remember to start hating Fresno as soon as possible.  Go Broncos!

Fresno

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