This Week at the Diggity’s – 2015 Episode 4 (It’s Game Day!!!!)

It’s here!  Game day number 1 of the 2015 Football season.  That also means it’s the Return of Pete.  Hopefully, we can respectfully destroy his football team and move on with the game.  I’m really excited and officially jealous of all my friends that will be able to attend.  You guys have fun! If you didn’t know, here are this week’s unis…

Uniforms v. Washington

Uniforms v. Washington

Two upsets in early college football action. The Griz take down defending champs North Dakota State and local faves College of Idaho took out 13th-ranked Eastern Oregon. Go Totes!… Why are the dudes that they show as “winners” on the Draft Kings commercials all “bros”? I’m sure regular guys win too. Right?… My new favorite pharmaceutical term of the week: OIC – Opioid Induced Constipation. For some reason, it makes me chuckle… I’ve never been a big horror movie fan but genre great Wes Craven passed away this week. He has contributed to some of my nightmares. Geniuses are always missed… There is an acting group that adapts Star Trek episodes to stage here in Eugene. I don’t know what to think of that at all… So, not RGIII but Kirk Cousins week 1 for the Redskins? That locker room has to be pretty interesting right about now… I’ve lobbed some jabs at Rob Spear via Twitter in the past but I’m not quite sure why he’s blocked me. I’m running out of rivals to troll… Grocery store that I won’t name – if your checker is nice to the person in front of me, is nice to the person behind me, and isn’t nice the same way to me, there is a problem. And it’s not me… I played my first softball game of the season last night. It’s the first time I’ve swung a bat in a year and a half. It wasn’t pretty… A couple of weeks ago, I had a blurb about the Fresno blimp. It has crash landed in a field north of the city. Seems to be a bad omen on the eve of the season…

Bulldog 1 is down!

Bulldog 1 is down!

Whenever I check in that I’m at a Walmart, our fearless leader, Derek, tweets back with a mission. This week, it was “a pic of someone in slippers”. I finally got it. BEER ME, DEREK!… I put in my prediction week. It’s a homer pick for sure. Broncos win 38-17. Write it down… Tom Brady won his appeal against the NFL? That’s a surprise. Well, not if you read this in sarcasm font. Who didn’t think this would be overturned?… Congrats to the newest member of the Broncos’ coaching staff – Matt F’n Miller.

Mrs. Diggity quote of the week – “If a man wants to get a boner, he knows where to go!” – on Viagra/Cialis ads.

Hey Coach Pete! You know how it is on the Blue…

This time next week, we should be 1-0 and prepping to beat BYU.  Have a great week!  Spread kindness like confetti! – The Diggitys

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