Attack Something FFS: Wyoming Cowboys

WAS THERE SOME SORT OF ATHLETIC CONTEST LAST FRIDAY THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REALITY? I DON’T SEEM TO RECALL. TOTALLY REMEMBER DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, OPENING A BEER, SITTING DOWN, AND THEN ITS LIKE I FELL INTO SOME BIZARRE WORLD WHERE UTAH STATE LOOKS MORE LIKE MICHIGAN STATE!

RAUSA WAS APPARENTLY HIS MONEY SELF, AND SWR MANAGED TO BE AWESOME AND SOMEHOW PLAY OFFENSE AND DEFENSE ON THE SAME PLAY. THE BRONCOS DIDN’T HAVE ANY QUIT IN THEM, BUT SURE HAD SOME FAIL!

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BOISE STATE COULD NOT RUN THE FOOTBALL EFFECTIVELY. WE MISS YOU, JEREMY MCNICHOLS. IF YOUR HEAD FEELS BETTER, MAYBE PLAY NEXT WEEK? APPARENTLY YOU ARE LIKE THE FLASH GETTING THROUGH GAPS IN THE OL BECAUSE NO OTHER EXPLANATION MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL.

OF COURSE, THE AGGIE D DIDN’T HAVE ONE BIT OF TROUBLE GETTING THROUGH THE OL MOST OF THE NIGHT. /LOUD SIGHS

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MISSED TACKLES? CHECK. WEIRD INABILITY TO MAINTAIN MOMENTUM? CHECK. USU, IT’S PRETTY EASY TO LOOK AWESOME ON OFFENSE WHEN THE OFFENSE DOESN’T HAVE TO MOVE ANY FURTHER THAN 30 YARDS TO SCORE, SO DON’T GET TOO EXCITED.

THEN THE TURNOVERS. THE HIDEOUS, HIDEOUS TURNOVERS. I ONLY REMEMBER FOUR OF THEM, AFTER THAT MY BRAIN STARTED BLOCKING THEM OUT TO PROTECT ITSELF. BUT FROM WHAT I HEAR THERE WERE 7 IN THE FIRST FREAKING HALF. YEAAAAHHH, BRONCOS! KEEP HITTIN’ UP THOSE RECORD BOOKS! THERE HASN’T BEEN A HALF THAT BAD SINCE NIXON’S SECOND TERM.

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I’D TELL YOU ABOUT THE REASONS THAT THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE OKAY, BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW. THE DATA IS MEANINGLESS. WYOMING BEAT NEVADA WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DECENT, AND ARE GREATLY IMPROVING. BOISE STATE IS WOUNDED. WILL THE COWBOYS SMELL BLOOD AND COME IN ATTACKING AND SOMEHOW PULL OFF THE IMPOSSIBLE FOR A 1-5 TEAM IN THE MWC? MAYBE! CRAIG BOHL DOESN’T MESS AROUND.

IT DOESNT MATTER. BECAUSE BOISE STATE IS BOISE STATE. THEY’LL OVERPREPARE AND PLAY ANGRY AND NEVER GIVE UP. THAT’S ONE THING THEY DID VERY WELL LAST WEEK IN LOGAN – THEY FOUGHT LIKE HELL.

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The guys will hopefully harness that energy and use it to run Wyoming off of their Blue. That’s pretty much all we can ask.

 

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