BTN Superlatives: San Jose State

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Alright Boise State fans, this is the last game of the regular season. Here’s to hoping they can really turn things around for Bronco Nation’s sake.

These are the awards for the team Boise State faces this Friday, the…San Jose State Spartans

#70 DT Trevor Bloom

Most likely to be sunburned by the moon

#72 OT Wes Schweitzer

Friendliest guy in prison

Lampshade

Andre Chachere #21 CB Andre Chachere

Most likely to use a lampshade as hair

 

Pedro

Dakari Monroe #19 DB Dakari Monroe

Vote for Pedro

#86 DE Christian Hill

Most likely to be a member of the AARP

 

#6 QB Joe Gray

Least likely to be named Joe Gray

 

#91 DE Lukas Hendricks

Most likely to be named Joe Gray

 

#18 TE Billy Freeman

“Shiver me timbers”

#57 DT Nate Falo

The love child of Darian Thompson and Justin Taimatuia

Go BRONCOS! Beat the Spartans! ATF

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