I don’t dislike much about college football but I have to deal with a couple of things in a row: bye weeks and the triple option. The bye week thing is obvious but that’s just me being selfish and wanting more football. The triple option, on the other hand, is another story. To me, it’s like using a typewriter. Antiquated technology that has no use in the world. Now that I’ve vented, on to the column. It’s short because I’m an idiot. Enjoy!
I got my iPhone 6+. It’s huge. My 5s fits in the screen. In other news, I deleted all my notes for the start of this column when I changed phones. Idiocy is a talent….
Since I’m in Oregon, and I haven’t been here long enough to establish residency, I wasn’t able to vote. I vote in almost every election that I’m eligible to so I’m kind of ticked….This week’s bowl predictions are out. Mark Schlabach and Brett McMurphy both have the Broncos in the Fiesta Bowl against Arizona State. That’s a good one. Let’s do that!…I went to the AT&T Store to sell back my iPhone 5s and was waiting forever. Obviously, it was busy but what caught my attention was that the store didn’t offer a Wi-Fi connection. That’s irritating. You sell phones that use data so you don’t offer a convenience? Wow….On a positive note, for the first time in 23 days, there’s no type of precipitation happening here in Eugene. So we’ve got that going for us…”I want a pizza with Fritos on it!” said no one in the history of mankind. Papa John, when is the last time you came up with a good idea? Fire your test kitchen, please!…And one day later, it’s raining again. So 5 out of six days. Pretty good percentage. But Mrs. Diggity says it’s ok because we’re an hour from the ocean….The wifey and I were watching “Ink Masters” and they had a strange challenge. They had to paint with pigs’ blood and show gradient. I would just fail that challenge…..
I asked Mrs. Diggity to pick the song of the week. She is a big fan of AC/DC so you know we had to give a shout out to the drummer. Although the charges were dropped, this seems appropriate:
Next week will be better. I’ll get the whole column in there. Until then, keep being classy Bronco Nation. I don’t expect anything less.